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"Women should be obscene and not heard." -
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Groucho Marx
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Top 5 quotes from Groucho Marx
"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it."
"Anyone can get old, all you have to do is live long enough."
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies."
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read."
Top 5 quotes from Women
"Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them."
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity."
"Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat."
"No side will win the Battle of the Sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy."
"You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you."
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