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"Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them." -
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Top 5 quotes from Women
"Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them."
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"You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you."
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