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"Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'" -
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Bill Maher
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Life & Death
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Top 5 quotes from Bill Maher
"Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them."
"The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm The Beatles."
"The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people and don't come in clearly enough."
"We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities."
"Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease."
Top 5 quotes from Life & Death
"We've got to live. No matter how many skies have fallen."
"Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway."
"A shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases."
"The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it."
"Eighty percent of success is showing up."
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