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"I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive." 4.25 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam." 4 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die." 4.18181818181818 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money." 3.83333333333333 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote


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