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"What is a wedding? Webster's dictionary defines a wedding as 'the process of removing weeds from one's garden.'" Homer Simpson 4.41379310344828 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mysteries?" Chief Wiggum 3.5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie -- Police Academy." Homer Simpson 4.41176470588235 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote


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