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Quote DB :: Authors :: Dave Barry :: View Quote View Quote "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base." - Copy to Clipboard   --  Dave Barry Listed in: Dave Barry, Women Add Quote To Your Quote List   Rating: 4.68  Rate Quote 19 votes submitted Your Name: Friend's Email: Sponsored Links Top 5 quotes from Dave Barry "Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice." "The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins." "You should do your own car repairs. It's an easy way to save money and possibly maim yourself for life." "Over the next hundred years or so football saw a great many major innovations and refinements that are too boring to even think about. Along the way professional football came into being so that the largest and most violent college players would have a way to earn money other than simply demanding it from innocent civilians." "What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death." Top 5 quotes from Dave Barry, Women "Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them." "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity." "No side will win the Battle of the Sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy." "Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat." "A woman is like a tea bag. You never know how strong she is until she gets into hot water."

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