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"All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others." -
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Henny Youngman
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Top 5 quotes from Henny Youngman
"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."
"My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."
"You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it."
"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."
"I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in."
Top 5 quotes from Men
"A woman isn't complete without a man. But where do you find a man - a real man - these days?"
"If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married."
"Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success."
"No side will win the Battle of the Sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy."
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
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