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Quote DB :: Authors :: Mark Twain :: View Quote View Quote "What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light." - Copy to Clipboard   --  Mark Twain Listed in: Holidays Add Quote To Your Quote List   Rating: 4.5  Rate Quote 8 votes submitted Your Name: Friend's Email: Sponsored Links Top 5 quotes from Mark Twain "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." "Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest." "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." Top 5 quotes from Holidays "What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light." "The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year." "I love Thanksgiving. It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts." "I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays." "A University of Chicago professor said the greatest day in the world was when a water puppy crawled out on land and decided to stay. The water puppy, he said, went on to become a man. If he proves that, I am willing to give up Christmas, Thanksgiving, and New Year's Day, and to celebrate Water Puppy Day."

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