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Quote DB :: Authors :: Mark Twain :: View Quote View Quote "I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey." - Copy to Clipboard   --  Mark Twain Listed in: Animals, Anti-God Add Quote To Your Quote List   Rating: 3.88  Rate Quote 42 votes submitted Your Name: Friend's Email: Sponsored Links Top 5 quotes from Mark Twain "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." "Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest." "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." Top 5 quotes from Animals, Anti-God "Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?" "The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike." "We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes." "I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time." "We can allow satellites, planets, suns, universe, nay whole systems of universe[s], to be governed by laws, but the smallest insect, we wish to be created at once by special act."

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