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Quote DB :: Authors :: Mark Twain :: View Quote View Quote "To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times." - Copy to Clipboard   --  Mark Twain Listed in: Comedy Add Quote To Your Quote List   Rating: 4.13  Rate Quote 15 votes submitted Your Name: Friend's Email: Sponsored Links Top 5 quotes from Mark Twain "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." "Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest." "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." Top 5 quotes from Comedy "I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch." "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." "All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work." "The problem is not that we have too many fools, it's that the lightning isn't distributed right." "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

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