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"Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." -
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Top 5 quotes from George Burns
"The secret of acting is sincerity. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair."
"If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred."
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate."
Top 5 quotes from Sex
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."
"Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it."
"Good sex is like good Bridge: if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
"Familiarity breeds contempt - and children."
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