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Quote DB :: Authors :: Chief Wiggum :: View Quote View Quote "Oh, man, what a day. It's no cakewalk being a single parent, juggling a career and family like so many juggling balls... two, I suppose." - Copy to Clipboard   --  Chief Wiggum Listed in: The Simpsons Add Quote To Your Quote List   Rating: 3.33  Rate Quote 3 votes submitted Your Name: Friend's Email: Sponsored Links Top 5 quotes from Chief Wiggum "Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless." "What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mysteries?" "She didn't reckon with the awesome power of the Chief of Police! Now where did I put my badge?...Hey, that duck's got it!" Top 5 quotes from The Simpsons "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel." "English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England." "If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?" "Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use." "I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'"

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