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Quote DB :: Authors :: Bart Simpson :: View Quote View Quote "Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Santa Claus." - Copy to Clipboard   --  Bart Simpson Listed in: The Simpsons Add Quote To Your Quote List   Rating: 4.25  Rate Quote 12 votes submitted Your Name: Friend's Email: Sponsored Links Top 5 quotes from Bart Simpson There are no quotes for chosen author Top 5 quotes from The Simpsons "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel." "English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England." "If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?" "Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use." "I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'"

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