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"Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday." -
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Woody Allen
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Top 5 quotes from Woody Allen
"There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late is it open?"
"Eighty percent of success is showing up."
"I'm not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
"I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch."
Top 5 quotes from God
"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."
"There will be two kinds of people in the end: Those that will say to God 'Thy will be done' and those to whom God will say 'Thy will be done.'"
"I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much."
"Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blind-folded fear."
"I know that the Lord is always on the side of the right. But it is my constant anxiety and prayer that I and this nation should be on the Lords side."
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