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Quote DB :: Authors :: George Carlin :: View Quote View Quote "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - Copy to Clipboard   --  George Carlin Listed in: Government Add Quote To Your Quote List   Rating: 4.63  Rate Quote 8 votes submitted Your Name: Friend's Email: Sponsored Links Top 5 quotes from George Carlin "The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in the oposite direction." "Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy." "Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?" "I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect." "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" Top 5 quotes from Government "When dictatorship is a fact, revolution becomes a right." "The best defense against usurpatory government is an assertive citizenry." "There are men in all ages who mean to govern well, but they mean to govern. They promise to be good masters, but they mean to be masters." "Our destruction, should it come at all, will be from another quarter. From the inattention of the people to the concerns of their government." "Little else is requisite to carry a state to the highest degree of opulence from the lowest barbarism but peace, easy taxes, and a tolerable administration of justice: all the rest being brought about by the natural course of things."

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