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Quote DB :: Authors :: George Carlin :: View Quote View Quote "I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately." - Copy to Clipboard   --  George Carlin Listed in: Humor Add Quote To Your Quote List   Rating: 4.43  Rate Quote 7 votes submitted Your Name: Friend's Email: Sponsored Links Top 5 quotes from George Carlin "The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in the oposite direction." "Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy." "Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?" "I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect." "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" Top 5 quotes from Humor "Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit." "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." "Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it." "In the end, everything is a gag." "Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place."

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