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"Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful. So you might as well live." -
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Dorothy Parker
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Top 5 quotes from Dorothy Parker
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Top 5 quotes from Life & Death
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"The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it."
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