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"Kids like my act because I'm wearing nose glasses. Adults like my act because there's a guy who thinks putting on nose glasses is funny."
"Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke."
"Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is."

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