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"What I just said is the fundamental, end-all, final, not-subject-to-opinion absolute truth, depending on where you're standing." 3.3333333333333335 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Stand-up comedy is transient. History shows that you can stand up for so long; after that, you're asked to sit down." 4.2 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal's out of town." 3.75 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work." 4.875 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me." 4.538461538461538 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Boy, those French, they have a different word for everything!" 3.857142857142857 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." 4.904761904761905 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote


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