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"A Canadian is someone who knows how to make love in a canoe." Pierre Berton 3.85714285714286 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work." Steve Martin 4.875 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"All the people throughout my life who were naysayers pissed me off. But they've all given me a fervor; an angry ambition that cannot be stopped - and I look forward to finding a therapist and working on that." Tobey Maguire 3.33333333333333 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats." Woody Allen 4.45454545454545 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." Mark Twain 4.6875 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Benjamin Franklin 4.83768115942029 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Boy, those French, they have a different word for everything!" Steve Martin 3.85714285714286 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Do not compute the totality of your poultry population until all the manifestations of incubation have been entirely completed." William Jennings Bryan 4.42857142857143 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance." Author Unknown 4.33333333333333 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." Charles Schulz 4.78048780487805 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me." Steve Martin 4.53846153846154 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns -- he should be drawn and quoted." Fred Allen 3.83333333333333 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." George Burns 4.68421052631579 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal's out of town." Steve Martin 3.75 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"How can you be expected to govern a country that has 246 kinds of cheese?" Charles de Gaulle 3.54545454545455 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis." Douglas Adams 4.72727272727273 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." Steve Martin 4.90476190476191 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating." Mike Tyson 3.97142857142857 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens." Dwight Eisenhower 3.4 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I don't care what is written about me, so long as it isn't true." Dorothy Parker 3.8 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote


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