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Quote DB :: Children Search in this category Sponsored Links Quote Author Rating Rate "Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing." Phyllis Diller "Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up." Pablo Picasso "The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant -- and let the air out of the tires." Dorothy Parker "I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity." Eleanor Roosevelt "One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is." Erna Bombeck "Children always understand. They have open minds. They have built-in shit detectors." Madonna Ciccone "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." Socrates "Pretty much all the honest truth-telling there is in the world is done by children." Oliver Wendell Holmes "The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic." Bill Cosby "Children today know more about sex than I or my father did." Bill Cosby "Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry." Bill Cosby "Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home." Bill Cosby "Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions -- everyone but a school bus driver." Laurence Peter "Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own." Aristotle "Some people seem as if they can never have been children, and others seem as if they could never be anything else." George Dennison Prentice "You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's." Robert Frost "The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother's always a Democrat." Robert Frost "We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up." Christopher Morley "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." Theodor Seuss Geisel "...adults are just obsolete children, and the hell with them." Theodor Seuss Geisel << Previous 1 2 3 Next >> Browse Children quotes by Author: Alexandre Dumas Andy Warhol Aristotle Benjamin Franklin Bill Cosby Carl Jung Carl Sandburg Cathy Ladman Christopher Morley Dorothy Parker Elbert Hubbard Eleanor Roosevelt Erna Bombeck Fran Lebowitz George Dennison Prentice GK Chesterton Jedi Master Yoda Jesse Jackson Larry Wilde Laurence Peter Madonna Ciccone Marcel Proust Margaret Mead Mark Twain Nachman of Bratslav Oliver Wendell Holmes Pablo Picasso Phyllis Diller Rita Rudner Robert Frost Socrates Theodor Seuss Geisel T.S. Eliot Victor Hugo Winston Churchill

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