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Woody Allen

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"It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more." Morality 4.2 avg (5 votes)
"When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back." Comedy, Morality 4.2 avg (5 votes)
"To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition." Atheism 4.0 avg (28 votes)
"It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune." Life & Death 4.0 avg (2 votes)
"Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday." God 3.9 avg (12 votes)
"The good thing about being bisexual is that it doubles your chance of a date on a Saturday night." Sex 3.9 avg (10 votes)
"It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off." Comedy 3.8 avg (5 votes)
"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." Science 3.5 avg (2 votes)
"Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it." Love, Sex 3.4 avg (8 votes)
"On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down." Life & Death 3.0 avg (2 votes)


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