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Woody Allen

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"Don't knock masturbation; it's sex with someone I love." Sex 4.7 avg (35 votes)
"The good thing about being bisexual is that it doubles your chance of a date on a Saturday night." Sex 3.9 avg (11 votes)
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damn good." Sex 4.4 avg (9 votes)
"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast." Sex 4.3 avg (6 votes)
"Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions." Sex 4.4 avg (8 votes)
"The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you." Sex 4.0 avg (6 votes)
"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic." Sex 4.3 avg (11 votes)
"Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman." Sex 4.5 avg (16 votes)
"I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's." Sex 4.4 avg (9 votes)
"Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no." Sex 4.4 avg (17 votes)


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