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"What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light."
Holidays
"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce."
Men
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Women
"When angry count to four; when very angry, swear."
Anger
"When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years."
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Youth
"When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not."
Youth
"When the human race has once acquired a supersitition nothing short of death is ever likely to remove it."
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"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."
Miscellaneous
"Whoever is happy will make others happy, too."
Happiness
"With ignorance and arrogance, success is assured."
Miscellaneous
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."
Age
"You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus."
Miscellaneous
"Your faith is what you believe, not what you know."
Faith
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